Wife Jokes Q: Why does your wife have periods? A: Because she deserve them. Q: What is loud and obnoxious? A: Your wife. Q: How do you blind your wife?
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? A: He wiped his bum. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. A married couple are out one night at a dance club.